I'm So Good At Everything It Hurts

iguanamouth:

mausspace:

the-underground-hufflepuff:

Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”

what on…

kiki-kit:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

they kinda look like really furry and hornless cows

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

lydiallama:

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i can’t do 3 more weeks of this

dysenterygay:

cool tip: whatever you think is a good idea at 3am, probably isnt.

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

fluffyrobi:

I feel like I’m in a swimming anime because I just ran out of my house to grab my bike with a piece of bread in my mouth, screaming “I’M LATE FOR SWIM PRACTICE”

thefrogman:

Feels good, man.

What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM

andrysb24:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

seabois:

i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things